Craig the Rocket Scientist Test-Drives the Flying Car
Anytime we start talking about future technology, someone always asks the inevitable:
Where’s my flying car!?
Honestly, it’s a fair question considering the ’50s predicted a future with a flying vehicle in every garage. It seems like we have been chasing the idea of a flying car, no matter how impractical, ever since. But this is not a post about flying cars, which have gotten enough attention already, this is a post about all the other pie in the sky technologies that have been ignored in favor of the flying car.
One of these days Alice…
You only have to look as far as Jules Verne to realize that before man ever entered orbit, we were thinking about going to the moon. In fact in the 60’s we were even planning on living on the moon. Magazine after magazine published articles with elaborate pictures and diagrams showing us how we would live comfortably outside the Earth’s atmosphere.
This is really how we thought we would be living by now: 
Soon we will be serving the robots, not the other way around…
I’m happy to say that I’m a bit too young to remember Robbie the Robot from lost in space, but I did grow up in a world where Rosie took care of the Jetsons. Automated kitchens, automated shopping, automated laundry… basically everything would be automated due to to he fact that everything would be done by a mechanical servant. And while there are a few robots being introduced to help seniors, none come close to being true robot maids and butlers.
Sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads!
Last but not least… LASER GUNS! Where are my laser guns? Buck Rogers had a laser gun, Star Buck had a laser gun, Marvin the Martian had a laser gun, Captain Kirk had a phaser, and Luke Skywalker had a laser SWORD! We use lasers for cutting industrial pieces, for flashy power point presentations and we may even be able to use it for fusion. But no one has seen fit to mount one of these things to a pistol grip for me to defend the Earth against the force of evil aliens? You think aliens can be hurt by bullets? Get real.
In the end there are hundreds of technologies out there that either exceeded our grasp, or we never quite got around to developing. What’s your favorite non-existent piece of technology, or crazy vision of a future that never was? What would you like to see invented?



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